Saturday, 28 October 2006
>> __we are not going to dine in the jungle anymore__
ytd was supposed to be very happy evening. the girls were having their monthly dinner at the '
zoo' restaurant.
BUT, we were wrong to have chosen that place.
to all humans like us out there: dun ever dine in the "
jungle".
6 humans were having a nice dinner at the jungle, the food serving was rather small, but we didnt complain much cos the taste wasnt too bad. plus the ambience was really nice, its situated opposite "
mr president's place" and the "
plaza lion", among the dense bushes and trees (thats why i called it the jungle!), with a cool water feature like a pool by the restaurant, dim but pretty lightings which made the place still a fit for humans. we finished our dinner real fast and were left with 3 cups of alcoholic drinks which we were trying to savour and chat at the same time.
mind u, we were not monkeys or crows that made plenty of noises, neither were we peacocks (sorry they dun live in the jungle) who thot we are very high class customers. we were just chatting... we may be loud, i do admit this cos we got 3 super talkative girls among us... all of a sudden,
a fierce-looking while tigress suddenly popped out infront of us and roared,
" can u pls lower down your volume? u are disrupting our other customers and i can even hear u from the bar downstairs! so can u please lower your volume? and she gave us that COMPLTELY disgusted and bu shuang face as if we owed her a million dollars and even diao-ed us. the best part is, the one who said the above was not a human!( i mean customer) its the jungle animal who was roaring at the humans--->
ie, manager who actually outright scolded customers!best huh?
krystal the human has never been to one restaurant that the manager actually dares to scold its customers. oh they prob thot we were barbarians, who didnt understand english, thats why they didnt even want to give us a nice warning for the 1st time.
poor ping, ni and zee who were in the cust svs line were completely dumbfounded> shocked> angry> furious> felt like stabbing the idiot tigress.
hmm actually we should have called her wild boar or skunk or sth like that. tigress sounds too poweeerrffuulll for her. she's just a manager.
a lousy one at that.
the waiters were very nice and friendly, so 2 claps to them... they did deserve it...
but not the FUCKING manager can?!
SO I BETTER DISCLOSE THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT SO THAT ALL HUMANS CAN KEEP OUF OF THAT PLACE!
dun ever dine with the
GIRAFFE (restaurant)... cos GIRAFFES HAVE GOT LONG LONG NECKS,
SO THEY THINK THEY ARE VERY GREAT, COS THEY ARE EVEN TALLER DEN HUMANS/CUSTOMERS.
my only little wish to save the pathetic animals in the jungle (ie the waiters):
may the restaurant close down asap. when it really does one day, i know the reason why.
all becos of the FANTASTIC SERVICE.
we humans better dine at places fit for humans and served by humans, not by some animals loh.
fuck.
once again people, the restaurant name is
GIRAFFE.
our pretty thur was all spoiled becos of the bitch but luckily my fave choc walnut cake from secret recipe saved the day and the pool session was a success too. finally got to appreciate wat my fren taught me for pool. it really worked man... haha
12:09:00 am;
